A hungry, and exceptionally poor, girl

The hungry, and exceptionally poor, girl waited for 4 hours for the money until she turned her bedroom upside down and managed to scramble together 90cents. The hungry, and exceptionally poor, girl ran to the store and bought herself a bag of nothing-but-air baguettes for 85cents. The hungry, and exceptionally poor, girl ate 3 baguettes with butter in less than 2 minutes and now has tummy ache, but is nonetheless satisfied. The not so hungry, but even poorer, girl will make herself the biggest salad on earth tomorrow when her account approves, for right now after a poor weekend of tired pasta and airy baguettes her body is screaming whyyy??? What did I dooo???!!

She will also make a fresh smoothie. And it will be grand.